Observations of ChatRoulette

As a woman, I have the unique opportunity to be exposed to all sorts of shenanigans on ChatRoulette due simply to the fact that men (the primary demographic on CR) are willing to stop and try to keep my attention. So here are a few things I've noticed on CR, but first a disclaimer (you know it's bad when I have to disclaim things): This has nothing to do with race. I've made a chart of each country/demographic that comes up frequently and logged the content of the conversation, if there is one, as well as how long it takes me to press "next." So, here goes:
1. Everyone in Turkey and Serbia is naked and wants to masturbate.
I'm dead serious here. I've not found a SINGLE male from Serbia or Turkey who is willing to talk. And they are all naked, often with their webcam tilted down to their torso or their genitals. If I ask that they not do that, they call me ugly and press next. It's like I'm getting the same person all the time, except that I find all different body types. Maybe it was just a bad night.
2. The English love to do cutesy things and dance. And wear masks.
Overall, they were the most pleasant to talk to, regardless of age. The older men were somewhat unkempt, often divorced, but affectionate and kind. The younger guys would often show up in pairs, dancing or wearing masks (often the infamous Guy Fawkes mask, though I did catch totheark at one point). Some guys would use the drawing function to draw cute little characters or write nice messages.

3. Germans are all pierced/tattooed or like heavy metal.
I only stopped a few times on German men. While I found the majority of them attractive, they all either had loud music on or seemed busy. In my experience, it's a bad idea to ask a man to turn down/off his music. Tattoos, nose piercings, and nipple piercings were a common trend.
4. The French are indifferent to all things and never smile.
More beautiful men who I wasn't inclined to stay long in talking to. While they weren't looking for a camshow,  they definitely had their downsides. The first of which being that constant nonchalant "look at me, I'm leaning on something" pose, and the ever present look of boredom. They were not particularly talkative, nor expressive in any fashion. I suppose that cool, aloof demeanor is stereotypically French, though.
5. Italians all oil their hair.
Why? They all had beautiful hair... but they had to go and put goo in it. Why is "greasy" a popular look? I had a lot of questions for the Italians, but when they weren't brooding or propositioning me for a camshow the were pressing next or showing me body parts I didn't want to see.

What have I learned?
Being on ChatRoulette at 1am is like going into a porno theatre and expecting to meet a decent guy. This isn't a complete list of my observations for the night, and there may be future posts on other trends I notice. I didn't wish to comment on the underage users of the site, as I didn't stop to talk to any of them. For some reason, children scare me. And now, so do naked strangers.